I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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