his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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