well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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