i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
