yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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