$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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