I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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