paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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