And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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