Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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