The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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