no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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