we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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