STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
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Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
vagina is talking i cant
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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