Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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