Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
tell me about the eggs
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