What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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