If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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