I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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