I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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