Where are you?
In a non slutty way
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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