I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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