Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
