i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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