How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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