He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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