There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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