i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
sex in a hospital.. check
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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