ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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