i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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