we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.