spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.