some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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