Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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