I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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