I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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