: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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