Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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