he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
All the doctor said was why
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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