nut hugger
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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