she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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