sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I lost the right to judge tonight
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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