i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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