I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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