I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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