Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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