Farmville is her only friend.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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