It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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