12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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