Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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