I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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