While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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