That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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