Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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