is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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