White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
