She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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